Interpellavit tam dulces fabulas Trimalchio; nam iam sublatum erat ferculum, hilaresque convivae vino sermonibusque publicatis operam coeperant dare. Is ergo reclinatus in cubitum: "Hoc vinum, inquit, vos oportet suave faciatis: pisces natare oportet. Rogo, me putatis illa cena esse contentum, quam in theca repositorii videratis?

Sic notus Vlixes?

Quid ergo est? Oportet etiam inter cenandum philologiam nosse. Patrono meo ossa bene quiescant, qui me hominem inter homines voluit esse. Nam mihi nihil novi potest afferri, sicut ille tericulus ia<m se>mel habuit praxim. Caelus hic, in quo duodecim dii habitant, in totidem se figuras convertit, et modo fit aries. Itaque quisquis nascitur illo signo, multa pecora habet, multum lanae, caput praeterea durum, frontem expudoratam, cornum acutum. Plurimi hoc signo scolastici nascuntur et arietilli." Laudamus urbanitatem mathematici; itaque adiecit: "Deinde totus caelus taurulus fit. Itaque tunc calcitrosi nascuntur et bubulci et qui se ipsi pascunt.

In geminis autem nascuntur bigae et boves et colei et qui utrosque parietes linunt. In cancro ego natus sum: ideo multis pedibus sto, et in mari et in terra multa possideo; nam cancer et hoc et illoc quadrat. Et ideo iam dudum nihil super illum posui, ne genesim meam premerem.

 In leone cataphagae nascuntur et imperiosi. In virgine mulieres et fugitivi et compediti; in libra laniones et unguentarii et quicunque aliquid expendunt; in scorpione venenarii et percussores; in sagittario strabones, qui holera spectant, lardum tollunt; in capricorno aerumnosi, quibus prae mala sua cornua nascuntur; in aquario copones et cucurbitae; in piscibus obsonatores et rhetores. Sic orbis vertitur tanquam mola, et semper aliquid mali facit, ut homines aut nascantur aut pereant. Quod autem in medio caespitem videtis et super caespitem favum, nihil sine ratione facio. Terra mater est in medio quasi ovum corrotundata, et omnia bona in se habet tanquam favus."

Had a netball game today. Got to meet MooGo and Dearest Oompa Loompa.

Ahh, yes. Good stuff, good stuff.

Ms.Chapstick made me play for the other team. I kept hesistating when I passed the ball because I kept thinking I should pass it to my team.

Remember that song, about the little blue man? "And everything is blue for him.. I'm blue ah da bu day.." Yeah, know it? Good, because I don't care.

Paper Raper isn't going to rape my paper, thank god. I handed in the report just in time. But damn, the woman is frozen in time. I swear, we could use her glasses for reflective glass to guide down airplanes. They're that big.

And her clothes! So baggy, so hippy, so blinding.

Do you know what she was wearing today?

A yellow shirt. Purple pants.

...And red socks.

BRIGHT RED SOCKS.

I MEAN, FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN, GET A CLUE. RED SOCKS?

Another thing, my mother once told me that only whores and children wear red shoes. I don't believe that, but my Chinese Teacher is coming very... very close to me classifying her as a old-washout WHORE.

I feel better now.

This is the first time I've been afraid of a teacher. Paper Raper freaks the holy shit out of me.

I have a paper due in tomorrow morning, and I don't think I can finish it. Or, get a better angle at the topic.

Oh, how screwed I am.